I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
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