You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Randomize
