their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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