He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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