new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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