Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
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