i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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