There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Randomize
