What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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