Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
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