So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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