I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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