Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
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