i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
How naked do you want me to be?
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