Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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