I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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