i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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