At least make sure they are 18
Why
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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