Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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