I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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