I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
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