So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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