Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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