You're so nebulous sometimes
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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