It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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