Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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