Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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