i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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