You made me cry and you don't even care
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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