who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
This is the high leading the old right now
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
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