Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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