i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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