I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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