ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I still have a little drunk in my system
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Randomize
