Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
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