She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Can you bring me the toilet please
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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