Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
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