My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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