You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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