Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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