First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Randomize
