I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Never underestimate the power of titties
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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