I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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