so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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