If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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