I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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