is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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