I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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