if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
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