I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
She tied me up with her honor cords...
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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