I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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