i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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