You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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