Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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