woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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