I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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