so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
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