I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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