OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
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