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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.

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(513): View more from Ohio

She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.

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(937): View more from Ohio

talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.

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(850): View more from Florida

He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"

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(503): View more from Oregon

we need to find an occasion to wear tutus

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(502): View more from Kentucky

You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen

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(310): View more from California

Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.

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(630): View more from Illinois

How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.

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(813): View more from Florida

Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.

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