Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I believe in your delicious
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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