barbara walters just said penis...
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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